Sensor in het Engels vandaag uit
Eens per jaar moet de redactie van Sensor eraan geloven: het maken van een internationaal nummer, geheel geschreven in het Engels. En dat is geen gemakkelijke opgave als je de samenstelling van de redactie kent: redacteuren met Limburgse/Brabantse/plat-Haagse grondslag, bijgestaan door een verdwaald keuterboertje uit de Achterhoek. Dat kan niet veel goeds betekenen, getuige de Engelse column van onze oer-Hollandse HannaH: 'My headredactor rights me that I have to do my next colom in English again. And as you no, my English is not very perfect. And my headredactor is very tuff you no!' Pfff...
De column van HannaH:
'And again. As if I have nothing betters to do. My headredactor rights me that I have to do my next colom in English again. And as you no, my English is not very perfect. And my headredactor is very tuff you no, he is a English teacher. I said him last year that I think it is a crazy idea to make a international number every year. But he sais that it is just extreme important this year, because Guusje ter Horst road a letter to the Government saying that bosses should not get a bonus anymore (our own two bosses will not be happy about that) but that their salary will be dependent of the number of students.
Now Guusje ter Horst is the foresitter of the HBO-Council, the managers of all Universities of Applied Science. The Government was not agree and whistled her back, but that is no problem; Guusje always gets her sin. So how more students, how more money. But Dutch pappas and mammas make not much children anymore, so students are almost up. The only way to improve (looked this word up in the wordbook) the salary of our bosses is to get more students from other countries. So bring your brothers and sisters, ask your friends and naibours, invite your mum. Tell them all to come to HAN University, it is oh so nice here. So that we will have more students, the bosses more money and I can, for the first time in ten years, get my salary rise.
Yoepie!
(HannaH)
Tot onze grote opluchting is dit het enige artikel dat onder het kritische oog van een Engelse eindredacteur uit is gekomen. De rest mag er zijn. Lees het vanaf vandaag allemaal in de internationale Sensor: nu in vak, bak en digitaal.
